You (and so many others) are whats so wrong with the world we live in today. Outrage is best saved for an event that is so deeply and personally jarring that you must tap into the most vile emotion a human being possesses. It is not something you run out of because you dispense it like you are handing out free samples…

In all fairness, you are probably offended by your own shadow.

So what if they did? Does it impede your progress to living a normal life? No. The only thing doing that is your constant need to complain about it.

I’ll take two.

OCD isn’t a joke, but you know what is? RLS. That’s a joke.

I prefer Schizo Saturday.