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I pump Av gas into my catalytic converter. My car emits pure unicorn farts and nothing else.

Okay, why is THAT funny?

You have a 150 year old son? that’s impressive!

Not quite. From ABC: “it is unlawful to sell alcoholic beverages either by the drink or by the package, between the hours of 2 a.m. and 6 a.m. of the same day” 

I put ketchup on one food only: Mom’s meatloaf. I like mustard on my fries and A-1 on my burger. However, I’m not a big enough jerk to tell anyone else what they cannot put on their food. It’s THEIR food, you don’t have to eat it.

Same. I learned the word when “Antepenultimate” (third to last)was a crossword answer back in 1990, when I still read physical newspapers

They look like mirrors

Bus boy, bartender, ladies of the night
Grease monkey, ex-junky, winner of the fight
Walking on the streets, its really all the same
Selling souls, rock n’ roll, any other day

Workin’ for a livin’ (workin’)
Workin’ for a livin’ (workin’)
Workin’ for a livin’, livin’ and workin’
I’m taking what they giving ‘cause I’m

Austria, eh? Well, then, G’day, mate! Let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie!

Got to the second paragraph before I got the joke. Jabbar Juluke, sure, but there’s no way Racey McMath is a real person. Up your troll game!

They ALL say that, ALL the time. That, and its brother “No doubt about it.”
The Jack in the Box commercial a few years back mocked them unmercifully for it, and they STILL ALL DO IT!

Came here. Satisfied, and a lil sleepy.

Sometimes those little things just slide right past our eyes. Like how I wrote feet instead of MPH!

.86 for 0-100. .516/.86= a convenient .6, or 60% of 100 ft.

Kobe Buffalomeat.

“...the commander of the U-581 ordered the crew to skidaddle, and deliberately sank the sub.”
Also known as scuttling.

RE: the Rogue One post: We will always have timecube.

Well, it certainly wasn’t his prowess in the Octagon...