Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”
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When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?
The obvious question is how do you handle electric vehicles? They still use roads.
The plane will begin its decent and the rocket will fire out of its butt like a flaming turd.
More like, it’s getting ready to shave your face!
i would just like to point out that these 3 men have, combined, 6 white-as-fuck first names. never trust a man with 2 first names. this was inevitable.
I didn’t read the article: the poster
Neither is League of Legends, yet this is the world we live in.
I used to make fun of Curling but then my college roomies and I got high and spent an entire weekend watching Curling and now I know a lot about Curling and I really like Curling.
Would I, in the same shoes, have attempted to hide the hamster in the folds of my cheeks?
Pebbles will live on forever...
For sale, Testa Roadster, second owner, 380 million miles, no low ballers, I know what I have.
Flat-Earthers are out in full force lately, and it’s absolutely adorable.
“‘I have been bullied my entire life. Every morning when I wake up, I think about suicide. I have absolutely no respect for myself.’”
Maybe this is just the lawyer in me, but saying “here’s what you need to know about an upcoming trial” and then not mentioning the court it’s in or the judge it’s in front of is... kind of nuts.
“Damn it, Philly we better than this.”
The only reason I put my iphones in cases is because after the iPhone4, they’ve all been designed like WD-40-covered bars of soap. They’re just too slippery to hold without one. With my iPhone X, it was in a case before it had even been turned on for the first time. Not a giant case - just a Spigen slim armour which…