Japanese cars are often white for exactly the same reason Italian ones are often red.

First of all, thank you for a typically fascinating post, Ken.

Gaming fandom is a cancer. Holy shit, this is embarrassing as a human being.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

the other chair did not put its keys in the fishbowl

Ben Hur

Oregon eh? I guess they decided to sell their car before it ran out of gas...

Tires Mushy, Pressurize Soon

Any cryptocurrency list without Dogecoin is incomplete

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

No, probably confederate

It really is unfair that a company with a 10 billion dollar valuation that was such an inspirational success story was brought down by the mere fact that none of their products worked and they contributed nothing of value.

Agreed. Also Thor: Ragnarok > Last Jedi.

Even taken on pure technical terms, I refuse to accept that Last Jedi deserves a spot over Blade Runner.

I’m sorry, but The Last Jedi doesn’t belong anywhere near this list.

What’s “stempunk”? Kids studying engineering with mohawks?

Pretty sure this isn’t how direct injection works

I disliked this film when I saw it on Saturday. Now, with some time to reflect, I’m really hating it. Who was Snoke? Fuck you, it doesn’t matter. Who’re Rey’s parents? Screw off, it’s irrelevant. Here’s some wacky hijinks at an interstellar casino, suck it up and enjoy that, you dipshit Star Wars fan.

This is the ideal intersection. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

So, speaking of non-apologies, LH...