“She sets gaming back 30 years.”

Oddworld is Fortnite garbage? Man, that series is more hard then Horizon, God of War, and Elden Ring combined. Hell, it might even be a more culturally significant series. Ahahahaha.

Pop on over to the Cyberpunk subreddit if you want to read some idiotic conspiracy theories surrounding the delay, my favorite being they intentionally faked the hack in order to cover for not having the patch ready in time.

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

Oh, no! Now her kids will never learn all of those important ethics and principles only the Catholics can teach...

$150,000/month?

Excuse me, but WTF is the problem? They’re married. Jesus didn’t say shit about having an OnlyFans! Being Christian must be hard.

According to others reporting it (though I’m guessing more tabloid in nature given the choice of racier photos so pinch of salt) it was other mums reporting her.

The only question is which one will be released first, this or Metroid Prime 4?! 

And said (world’s largest finger quotes) ‘agenda’ is always just “I am made aware of the existence of females, minorities, and LGBTQ people in my video game”

They never seem to notice the politics of literally every single war game in existence along with dozens of others,* but the second a character can be identified…

I will continue to be amazed until the I’m lowered into my grave that the idea of “maybe the princess can save herself once in a while” absolutely fucking shattered so many adult brains into of millions pieces.

just...just jaw-to-the-floor astounded to this day.

To People who like to yell “Cancel Culture!!”:

It’s not even just “anti-SJW”.

“Not that they endorse anything that I’ve said, of course, but at least they seem more concerned with making good games than with pushing some kind of a social justice agenda, so there is hope.”

In fact, they both attempt to climb on it and it flips over. Cameron even shot a scene where Jack explicitly tells another survivor that the door will only hold one person or it will go under. I honestly think he left it out because he figured that the door flipping would be enough to explain that there was only…

Every bit as fun as the asshats who insist on arguing the door would have supported them both

Jesus tap dancing Christ, how many times do we have to do this, it wasn’t about the area of the floating door, it’s about how much weight it could support. If Rose & Jack were on the door it would have partially submerged & Rose would have died of hypothermia before the lifeboat arrived.

In times like these I am always reminded of the famous Bette Davis quote on the passing of Joan Crawford:

Ah but, you see, she needs to breathe through her skin or whatever

You’re just describing Future. It’s essentially an open world with no timers, no joystick mini game for graffiti, and much better movement. The camera still has issues but it’s much better