if you’re having a problems at this stage of the game then you’re not playing the game properly.

There been games that tried to cleverly hide loading times, for example, The Metroid Prime series on the Gamecube, When you shoot to open the doors, They don’t open right away, there’s a few seconds or so of nothing happening, then they open, which is a clver way of hiding the fact that they were loading the next…

Eh. Ever since the Victorian Era taught that all affection was taboo, we have sexualized everything in relationships - fictional characters can’t be friends, they MUST be fucking. Siblings can’t have a sibling relationship, they MUST be fucking.

I’m tired of everything and everybody being aggressively shipped with…

And so begins incest slowly being accepted into the LGBT+...

I asked a friend to explain the whole shipping thing after I joined a Night in the Woods fangroup. I think it requires a certain minimum level of dysfunction to do something so creepy with such a sense of pride and ownership

There’s a trend that I’ve noticed in modern society and its the erotification of intimacy. Anyone looks at a pairing of friends, and if there’s a genuine emotional bond they immediately interpret it as an erotic one. I have deep emotional connections with my friends that go beyond surface stuff, but that doesn’t mean…

People who think that siblings being really close means that they want to fuck... I mean, I’m assuming that they’re all only children who have no idea of what sibling relationships are actually like.

Incest ships happen in a lot of fandoms and it’s always gross. People tie themselves into knots to defend it, but it’s always about a prurient interest. Use all the nicey-nice romantic language you want, claim it isn’t about the sex or the taboo, but ultimately you just want to create a justification for two hot…

Fans ruin everything

You mean like the culture where someone would declare all this “weird white people shit” rather than just weird shit?

same thing that happens to everything else?

“I need ya, Deck. I need the old Super Soaker.”

Dear Nintendo,

Shippers are weird. REALLY weird.
Most of the “ships” make no sense whatsoever. Mercy and Pharah a popular ship? What? Have they ever even MET!?

Also nobody actually knows Mercy’s relation to anyone really and all we know about Genji is that shit went down with his brother. People should really chill and let Blizzard do…

The main problems with these ‘shippers’ is that they’re taking it way too seriously. You said, “I’ve put WAY too many hours into gaming” but in the end it’s a game and you don’t take it seriously after your game is done. These shippers have taken it to a personal level at almost all times which is ridiculous.

Wow, an Asian male with a Caucasian female. That’s so progressive and thoughtful and meaningful to the AM/CF couples out there! 

TIL overwatch players aren’t happy unless every single character is gay, and only in a relationship with other characters

The idea that people get legit upset about finding out that their made up ideas about who is romantically involved with who in a fictional universe that they didn’t create is super weird to me and I’m not sure I’ll ever understand it.

That makes two of us.

i enjoy shipping myself, but fandom discourse is beyond ridiculous sometimes. for once i just want to scream THEY’RE NOT REAL.