I’m shocked that team executives aren’t willing to talk about an open investigation. Hard-hitting news there.

America is going to be great again. The Great Smog, the Great Depression, the Great War... They’re all coming back. It’ll be great.

If you live somewhere like New York that is feasible. I live in a rural town that has 4 pokestops all at the park. I walked 6 miles in 4 hours around the track. Ollecrong balls at the stops and going around the loops of the park. ZERO Pokémon spawn at the park. No one lures non stop and everyone runs out of pokeballs.…

+1 ANUSTART

Have you ever thought that maybe you’re unemployable because you’re a fucking asshole?

I’m going to go home and hope that no more Plumlees got into my attic.

Hey! The Police are actually good! I don’t care for Sting’s solo stuff, but c’mon! The Police are good.