This is the best take — all bands suck except the ones whose members are probably wannabe nazis.
This is the best take — all bands suck except the ones whose members are probably wannabe nazis.
Where else will I have the opportunity to listen to a trombone while falling down drunk, though?!
The only way marching bands improve morale is that they get the members to fuck each other...
Relax, you uptight asshole. Unlike the boys your priest probably molests! You deserve every ounce of ridicule hurled at you.
It is a beautiful place to watch football! Mind you, I’ve never seen a game even though both my parents are Columbia alums and my best friends dad is a professor there, but I grew up next to Inwood. The only thing I know about Columbia football is that according to my mom they’ve been the worst football team in the…
I’m just waiting for the NRA to sue the NBA for infringing on its players second amendment rights.
I hope your screename means you’re joking...
Fuck Duke.
The answer to two can be solved as the same stock anwser to so many questions about relationships, and one someone should have browbeat me into a long time ago.
You sir, are an absolute moron.
If it’s all the gloves why is he the only one doing it? Sure they help and he probably couldn’t do it without em, but since no one else can, it’s damn impressive.
Us Americans are fond of calling the NFL the “no fun league” for a reason. Goodell is doing his best to kill the sport.
He’s two months younger than me... I can’t.
+half a finger
Without the gloves, he probably couldn’t do it, but no one else can with the gloves so it’s still pretty incredible.
Except for one of our own...
My brother’s an MMA fighter who studied striking and grappling (I know my terms are probably wrong; he understands this shit, I dont) who’s 5"3 and 135 lbs soaking wet. I’ve seen him get into street scraps with guys 100 lbs heavier and stronger, and the strategy is essentially “trip then and incapacitate them before…
Except that’s not what happened. Swinton reached out to one of her main critics, not just spammed the “asian people” google group.
Um no, she’d have him on the ground and incapacitated before he knew what was going on.