He didn’t “attack someone over words”, she hit him first... You can say he was wrong in his response but she’s the attacker.

“ But HE is the ultimate aggressor here.”

Replace he with she

You must really suck at reading comp:

Fuck you.

As a Rangers fan, I’m most pissed about the fact that the team did nothing to protect their goddamned franchise. Eakins should have immediately been hit into oblivion.

I’m a deadspin reader and I am fucking ASHAMED of my Rangers for not running Eakins ass into an early grave.

I’m ashamed in my rangers. How the fuck did they not go after Eakin?

Bapity boopy!

Your “man from the bench” just got 5 years for fleeing the scene of a murder.

It’s not about the stick; it’s about the fact that the dude does an over the head tomahawk chop in a rec game... Decent chance someone punches you in the face for something that blatant in the NHL.

I can’t believe I’m siding with Bieber on anything, but holy shit is that defender an asshole for doing a stick chop like that in a rec league game. That’d have caused a brawl in the NHL.

This is the best take — netminders are so streaky that I honestly don’t give a shit what happens until March, when Henrik needs to start getting warm for the playoffs. And he’s getting up there in age, it might not even be a bad thing to have a 50/50 split for the regular season so Henrik’s fresh for the playoffs.

No Jews involved? No one cares, sheesh.

She said satanists, not masochists.

Saying that anti-zionism can’t be antisemitic is just as intellectually dishonest.

I think a high profile dem campaigning for him might hurt him considering who he’s trying to appeal to, honestly.

And Steve Weatherford is the punter man every man wants to be.

I know that Phil’s heralded as some kind of genius, but if you gave my grandmother the players he had she’d have won championships. And she still thinks Eisenhower is president.

Super. Smash. Bros. Melee.