I mean... there is a difference between a girlfriend and an FWB right? Or else me and all my partners have been doing it wrong.

+10000000000000 pounds of napalm

No, because his team is losing and playing badly and it pisses him off. I want that guy on my team. I don’t want Eli “derp” Manning who gets a lil sad when the team stinks up the joint then ignores it. I want the dude with passion, who actually cares.

And he wasn’t nearly as good after from blowing out his arm.

You mean the year where all of a sudden he got bad? Wonder why they don’t do that anymore...

He sounds bored in what is arguably the greatest play in football history:

It’s a civil lawsuit, not a criminal one.

I’d sooner have him hit than a PH anyway. He had two warning track fly balls last night — a little bit more wind and he’d have had two homers. He’s their best power hitter off the bench by miles.

He’s a better hitter than any of their pinch hitters though.

Well, their absolutely putrid offense is to blame as well.

Bumgarner is their best pinch hitter... He had two warning track fly balls. A little more wind and he’d have had two HRs last night.

Nah, he was already at 108 pitches when they pulled him. Had he pitched through the 9th he’d have been at 150 and nobody has done that for decades.

Bumgarner hit in the top of the 9th...

He has the best hands. He has uge hands.

Trump isn’t fit to hold their hands for comfort. It takes a special kind of scum for a draft dodger to attack veterans with PTSD.

Stop trying to make dinger happen.

The Mets were just trying to save him a lifetime of being a Mets fan.

They have him listed at the same height but anyone with eyes can see it’s bullcrap; he’s max 5"9.

I thought he was famously 5"9 and 130 lbs... No way do I buy that 5"11 bullshit.

I seriously can’t tell if you’re a troll or just too stupid to figure out when you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.