Taika Waititi would have just used them to support a running gag about how she couldn’t pick anything up.

Nah, you just do like a flash effect and a quick cut from the actor to a ferret you dipped in green dye. Beast Boy!

Interpretive dance!

Loki wants to fundamentally change the power of magic in Marvel’s universe. The idea that magic enacts a toll on its wielder, that they have to pay a price for using it, is fundamental to the vast majority of most mystical Marvel characters.

Considering just how it went down, it seems like it could lead to an emotionally better path ahead for J. Jonah Jameson, but we’ll have to wait and see if he’s really capable of giving up one of his oldest, hardest grudges now that he knows the face behind Spider-Man’s mask.

“The main thing we learned [on Batman v Superman] is that people don’t like to see their heroes deconstructed,” said Snyder. “They like seeing them in all their glory… I think what’s really great is where we’re going is kind of what the audience is wanting. We just had to take the characters from somewhere to bring…

Depending on how you want to count it, there are three more Wolverines in the 616 now. Gabby and Bellona are Laura’s clones, and there is Jonathan, Laura’s pet wolverine, an actual wolverine. With the original Logan’s return, that will be 8 Wolverines in the 616 (or 7 if you don’t want to include Jonathan).

We all know where this is going, best to get it out of the way now:

ABC is undeniably the mothership. Jesus, people. Have any of you ever seen a sci-fi movie? The mothership never matters. It just gets easily destroyed at the very end when all the interesting stuff is over.

Easy solution. Put IF in a fucking costume where he belongs and give Luke his yellow shirt instead of that awful hoodie.

Peanuts.

:sniffs: She’s here.

Right now, this one. 100% dad material.

Though it’d be kind of hilarious if the minute he could speak without “his slightest utterance shattering mountains” he just blabbed and blabbed and blabbed andohmygodBlackagarSHUTUP.

So what are we guessing? She breaks off the engagement when she realizes nothing matters more than “the mission?” He breaks off the engagement when he realizes she’s never change? Supervillain attack on wedding day stops it? Marriage, but she leaves not telling him she’s pregnant?

Yes, that’s Michael Chiklis with a scythe-for-a-hand exploding from a meat truck.