Spoilers for a years-old Matt Fraction comic:

It’s my understanding that reign of the supermen will be the follow up to this one. Surely they’ll either incorporate Return or give it its own film.

I’ve never been wowed by O’Connell’s Superman, but the ‘I have to get back to work’ bit hit my ear just right.

I’m I’m a fan of Henry Cavill, but I will never understand why every goddamn body is afraid to give any live action Superman a tapered haircut. In every other media he has a clean, tapered fade (I call it a fade because it’s a smooth transition from hair to scalp), but every live-action Superman has him looking like a…

Son of a-
Looks like Batista is just there to get beat up, showing how badass other people are. Again.

I am as big a Superman fanboy as they come, but shouldn’t He-Man and Co’s magic-based powers let them handily thrash Supes? (Though I’d have thought the same about Shazam)

*Hawkguy

No no, everything against David S. Goyer.

Enjoyed Sin City in my youth. Now upon seeing that unmistakable Miller anatomy on the cover, I just get tired and sad.

Apologies, late to the party here, but where is Flash now? As far as I can find, he’s just SOL, tossed aside after the symbiote was taken from him?

It always baffled me that they made it seem like Thor Odinson was just settling for Jarnbjorn, an axe that literally murdered a Celestial.

It’s pretty entertaining. It has shades of Better Off Ted and Brooklyn Nine Nine. I haven’t been bored with it yet.

It’s a bold new world, y’all. I can’t wait for sexy Darkseid.

I cannot disagree more, for the sole reason that finding The Riddler attractive would make me feel suuuuuuper gross.

I. Would. Shit.

Granted, Liam Neeson is lovely. Jason Isaacs reads reads the Audible version of this story, for anyone who’s interested, and knocks it out of the damn park.

If I never see another Hawk-person, it will be too soon. This season’s biggest advantage was getting rid of Savage, the Hawks and that whole messy ball of angst.

If there isn’t at least one shot of Heatwave pouting with jealousy over Supergirl’s heatvision, then what is it all for people really.

Somewhere, Joss reads this and cocks his head in confusion.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m fairly certain Batman has killed more folks by accident than Boba Fett has on purpose (especially if we include Affleck’s version).