On the subject of cartoon characters:

I would watch an entire episode of Merlyn and Darhk getting dinner. They would bitch and snipe about where to go, who has to pay, how long the wait is and it’d be delightful the whole time.

Really WB? Why not Ryan’s dopplebrother from up over?

My wife, who runs a feminist theater company specializing in action shows

*mumble*... my own trailer with blackjack and hookers.*grumble*

You’d be in a bad mood too if you showed up to sit at the big table, and the only open chair was the one next to Hawkman.

Oh please please please be a secret prequel to Hellboy.

This is an abomination! If you can’t get an erection, it is clearly God’s will and one does not thwart the almighty!*

Liefeld still can’t draw feet, I see

TIL Darth Vader is a lady

And step, step, pivot, point, step, turn, step!

I don’t know, I think it would be pretty funny if they kept the flashbacks, just to the earlier seasons of the show now.

Hang on though why was the kangaroo doing that to the dog!? The idea that a kangaroo -or really any animal - can know to strangle another animal creeps me out.

What is this? Women in plate armor that doesn’t show off their breasts or at least wear boob armor? It’s almost like this artist wanted to design something practical.

God help me, I’m actually enjoying Legends this season. I attribute a good chunk of my enjoyment to no more Hawks. And better antagonists. (Seriously, you’ve got a space ship and have incapacitated Vandal Savage like 40 times.... just drop his ass on Pluto!!!)

Why are so many TV/movie aliens nudists? I mean, nothing wrong with being comfortable with your body, but come on, pockets are useful.

What... what the hell? Leonard Cohen is dead, Trump is in the White House, and now Splash is actually USEFUL?

I’m sure I weren’t alone in thinking this.