I live in realy rural Iowa and that thing is going to give me nightmares forever. Thank you. Fortunately, I have no aracnophobia, as we are the spider capitol of the world.

The poles used to make those swings are a favorite spot for wasps to build their nests. When you know how wasps work, you can understand why. When I was little I didn't understand it, but, I was always stung. Turns out I'm allergic. I nearly died twice. Now I keep the epi-pen, but, back then it was just luck to live…

I hate you. Now I want to get married just so I can carry a Gorilla.

It's a Black Bear. You are SUPPOSED to yell and make noise to a Black Bear. (You play dead and kiss your ass goodbye with a Griz.) You are not supposed to run, it will sometimes trigger the Bear to chase. She did the very thing we are told to do by the so called experts. I wouldn't have sprayed it if I had a cabin…

Boring ass boring movie. It was just Blake close ups, Blake in clothes and Blake in a mirror.

They always run their mouth.

Damn! You don't mess around.

I can not imagine a life where I ate whatever I wanted, but, never offered my pets any. That's just rude.

I'm right there with you.

I think it's alright and I don't think they're weird. I mean, if you have the money, do what makes your pet comfortable and safe. They ARE part of your family. Money can make a pet happier, make you less stress free about the pet and so, what the heck, why not? I've been seriously considering building a major floor to…

YOU fucking idiot.

She was never afraid of him. That is pure BS.

X 1000.

Not news to me, but, I don't care. I hate gummi bears and love fruit snacks. So, I buy them. The child that lives here wouldn't touch them with a pole.

This LF is not enthralled by anything that lying, silly, moron bung holio says. She makes me upchuck razor blades.

Crackers, cheese and grapes.

Is it okay that I want him to have an ass baby? I want him to have nine full months of cramps, stretch marks, morning sickness, blood clots, sore, leaking nipples, incontinence, sleep deprivation and...fear. I want him to be terrified and rightfully so. I want him to face his horror with a full term human coming out…

Because they suck?

Thank you. I will watch anything with Chloë Sevigny in it. Anything. I freely admit this mental failing. Even though I copied and pasted her name because I can't spell it, won't learn it and do not care. I just adore her.

Good for you. For NOT thinking of riding it, which I find weird and really shit house rat crazy. But, instead you got a really cool experience.