To all the pains in our ass's and loves of our lives. So long.

And where are their butts??????

The visuals are great, the plodding story line is hilarious, but, dang, they got the voices wrong (except Kanye). The sisters all talk with that annoying nasal drag in monotones. The monotony and lacking IQ's are spot on though.

I’m a medium, and before (or after) you roll your eyes, let me assure you, I see nothing in crystal balls or tea leaves. I also don’t wear a turban, go into trances or burn spooky candles. I’m just an average Midwestern chick who sits around with people who call me (word of mouth only) and I’m usually in sweats or my…

I want both pillows!

This whole post depressed me. I realized how much had been stolen from me as a child. There are so many sweet, innocent stories on here that I can't even imagine writing because of the way I was brought up.

So, let me get this straight. People are outraged by abortions, outraged and cough, heartbroken over drug addicted newborns, but, they don't want to adopt or pay for the upkeep of said newborns, but, they are upset because incarcerated women with no means of income can be given some free birth control???? Okay, now I…

Ouija Boards are simply another tool used in spiritual communication, like table tapping, scrying in water, fire or sand, automatic writing, Tarot or spirit cards, divining rods and many others. They hold no special powers, but, sometimes the people using them do. If you do get some communication, always remember to…

I don’t want to unsettle you, but, you have more than one spirit. There are clearly four in that photo. Possibly five. I did not fuck with the actual images at all, I simply added more light to the strange area. Do you still live there? I am a medium. Oh, and free if you need me.

I hate it when the alien says, let's go to my place.

I don't understand 'sex toddlers'. Can anyone explain what that means? Sex with toddlers? Fucking eww. Or inexperienced? Which is a weird way to say 'virgin'? Are THEY virgins and begging? I am so confused and turned off.

Eveangelica?

Gowd, would that make an awesome wall clock??

Oh, man, why did I look that up? Uggggg!

Get in line, sister.

All of it is gross. I can make you an awesome arch with some PVC pipe, tulle and flowers from my garden. Cost you at least $12 bucks though.

I'm a Jezebel and they scare ME.

Black Bears or Grizzly Bears? Because I am NOT putting Grizzly on my face. There should be package warnings!

Exactly. I live on a limited income and I'm raising a grand child. I can grow some of our food, but, I can not do car repairs. I'm not even strong enough now to lift a tire.

I love your name.