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Nail on head for me.

I agree, I wouldn't touch donated food.

My truck has a nice battery that works just fine. Some people get so fancy.

Trick: Lay flat on your back with your foot on a wall. (Stay with me here.) Push your toes against the wall, hard, holding you leg straight. Your calf will relax almost immediately. Man, I had leg cramps every night with pregnancy, this is the only trick I ever learned that works every time. I tried them all.

My ex-boyfriend got a bad case of crabs from my cat.

That aint shit. My razor is disrupting a $13 billion dollah industry right now as I tyyyyyyype! Drugs.

Quaaludes sex 70's sex monkey-sex 70's best time ever! Drugs are bad.

I love this article. Short, to the point and started one of the most interesting, thought provoking threads, ever. Jez commenters are sort of blowing my mind with pure smart-women-ness and humor. Y'all are funny. More! More!

I just could never choose between Betty and Veronica! I learned to hone my little elementary drawing skills from Archie comics. B and V were the same person, with different hair. Their faces and bods were exactly the same. Even their personalities overlapped. Cute, charming, innocent..manipulative, cruel and jealous.…

After college, one of my first jobs was as an activity therapist in a men’s prison. Once a week, they required me to go down to the protective custody unit, which housed prisoners who weren’t safe in the general population. I knew what most of them had done, but, yeah, a vague idea, though gross, is not the same as…

My Raccoon is laying in my lap, purring and playing with the little blue bell on his collar. We just got back from a long walk and he's so content and happy. He thinks you might be a Raccoon racist and he got scared. (I tend to read out loud when he's with me.) I held him close and told him everyone loves Raccoons. I…

I feel like hugging you. You are an amazing person.

I'd kill for that pentagram compact. I am a heathen Pagan and proud of it!

I do too!

You are so cute!

Dior Fireworks red for me. I save my change for it, because it's out of my price range. It's a yearly treat and I make it last. I'm blond and pale, but, it doesn't look fireworks red when you wear it. It seems to actually change to the shade that suits me. It's strange magic and I love it.

I want to be in your band too! I am sort of sociopathic, I don’t sparkle though, damn it. I do play a decent rhythm guitar though. Mostly punk.

Oh man, Freeway was one awesome movie and Reese nailed that role so hard. She can play wicked so well.

My reading glasses are always on my head. They are a permanent headband with a spare pair in my car and purse. I'm team, Eva. I never liked her on Housewives, I don't know why. She just bugged me. Then I saw her on some talk show and she was quite clever off the cuff. I am now a fan because I think she owns a brain.