I don’t know if anyone has written in depth about this phenomenon but I’ve felt it several times in my life, multiple times when watching Ben Folds perform. “I am enjoying this so much but this is so depressing knowing that I will never be able to play the piano this well.”

These guys are really incredible in concert.

There once was a burner named Joe
Who was some guy that I didn’t know
His attempted criticism
Of my quick-written witticism
Really made him come across as an asshole to anyone with a modicum of common sense and decency

There once was a lifter named Tom
Who went at his task with aplomb
Took the bar off its pegs
And exploded his legs
And I still don’t give a shit about weightlifting

that stuff isnt fear. cancer is sad, children are stressful, and loss is sad. your examples are not horror. they are super pretentious though

Whatever. Jon Jones is still the #1 kilo-for-kilo fighter in the world.

This strategy reaffirms what I'd previously heard: the hook brings you back, on that you can rely.

"Florida Man Scores Game-Winning Basket For Wrong Team"

"That's why you have an Assistant Recievers Coach"

"I'm all for enjoying what you've earned, except for this case, when you can't enjoy what you've earned."

You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.

Except that, no, that item doesn't work with the Keurig 2.0, and according to Keurig they're not making one that will: "The Keurig^® 2.0 brewer is the first Keurig^® brewer to feature Keurig 2.0 Brewing Technology^™ to brew a cup and a carafe. Keurig 2.0 Brewing Technology^™ enables the brewer to recognize the inserted…

This product does not actually work with the 2.0 systems. Period. It doesn't fit them and even if it did it doesn't have any of the 'DRM' that Keurig implemented in the 2.0 machines to prevent 'unauthorized' coffee.

Ryan: [takes high road]

RYAN: Mike... I just wanted to tell you, up-front, that I don't agree with this decision. But it's time for you to pass the torch.

Can't wait till they give that cord an extension.

"Osweiler it's time to replace Manning."

An excuse to bring this back. It's my favorite!

That volcano erupting still cracks me up.