John Mulaney.

I mean you could just focus on that one quote and ignore all the context that the rest of the comment provides.

I mean yeah if you ignore everything about this particular story.

This is a very good reply to someone who probably doesn’t deserve it.

If Charles Barkley and Skip Bayless actually fought to the death, who would win?

You don’t really know what slander means, do you?

The onion made me laugh a lot, and then I broke out into a cold sweat thinking about how hard it is to get that onion smell out of your skin.

Contact customer support, a lot of places price match in situations like that.

Contact customer support, a lot of places price match in situations like that.

True, but Patton Oswald and Aziz Ansari also don’t steal jokes from other comics.

Step 1 - ignore the left side of this site.

It originally said that the other commenter was joking with his ITT Tech comment but I said it before I saw you had already realized.

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Last month or so Patrick Rothfuss did a livestream Q&A about book 3 of the Kingkiller Chronicle which has been delayed over and over again. He kept teasing a big announcement and then finally said that they were going to release a 10th anniversary edition of book 1 later this year. These authors and their need to…

It was Tastosis, but I agree, Tasteless’ voice sounded off this weekend.

Jesus, relax.

It wouldn’t have been even odds for eating a pie and not eating a pie.

Again, Trump started this whole controversy years ago when he complained about Obama and his golfing. the “MSM” has nothing to do with it, other than calling Trump for being a hypocrite, which is what media should do.

Trump’s golf itself isn’t offensive. It’s the fact that he constantly harangued Obama about playing golf, and explicitly promised that he would be different.

No one said it was better or worse. But if it’s not OK with you when Fox does it, it shouldn’t be OK with you when a site you agree with does it. When they go low, we go high and all that.

Because hand writing notes in a text is dumb and is not a use case for 99% of people. But for some reason it’s set as the default.