Unfortunately, getting rid of Chief Wahoo only highlights the Indians’ larger issue—that the block C blows.

Here’s my question-

If you’re a comedian that people pay hundreds of dollars to see, and you’re doing Trump jokes, then you’re lazy with nothing to say.

Calm down Ricky

Aussies joke that Neh Zehlendehs hev enly wen vehwel.

That’s more Cincinnati than Cleveland, truth be told. Not saying those restaurants don’t exist there, but let’s not confuse our baseball cities. One is in the playoffs, and one has chili.

thats jermaine clement if he was forced to live in Parma for 2 years

A reference that only a Clevelander would get. But that’s ok because if they knew how good it was the line would be even longer

As a White Sox fan, I can completely sympathize. At least you don’t have to live in the same geographical region with fans of another team that sell out most games. Because as bad as it is to hear those comments on STR, it’s 100% worse when you have to hear it from people trying to talk shit about your team with…

Cheer for the Tribe because they do the mario coin sound when they score runs. Also they have Barrio and Melt at games

Well apparently Doug Baldwin has something in common with most of my extended family in that he believes everything he reads on Facebook.

If you’re going into a Subway with high expectations, then I can only assume you’re living in some small town Midwest hell

I’m going to do a rare comment here and speak for the Shark. Costs a third of what a Dyson does and is tough as hell. I’ve had my Shark for 2 years and noticed no depreciable difference. I love it so much it makes me worry about what this passion says about me as a person.

You couldn’t be more wrong, bagless vacuums work great and are ten times easier to empty than replacing a fucking bag like it’s 1978. We paid $200 for a Shark and it is unbelievable how well it works.

I’m still stunned every time someone says they eat Subway.

Wait, so two yellows and you’re ejected?!? What is this? Football?

Counterpoint: No.

Counterpoint: No.

I honestly assumed it might not be real, too. Think of the many episodes of KUWTK they’ll get out of it — it just seems like it’s almost too interesting to be true.

Talking about Federal Investigations is a great way to not make a point about either candidate.