"Man, Pharrell just can't get it right, huh? "

Am I making assumptions about their marriage or discussing the information that's out there? A think piece tends to take some grand stand on a specific topic.

And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.

Sure, Dempsey vs Portugal was sloppy, but I don't seeing anyone else scoring with their dick.

My major beef is Jermaine Jones' being so low.

The best soccer in the world is played in Munich

And? So he leaves that new team after next season.

The following image is from TMZ:

1. Aping the known fandom is how you start building your own style. This applies to all behavior. It will happen at it's own pace, and IS happening.

But 3a needs to be "if you're not a soccer fan, then you don't need to tell everyone how much the sport sucks during the World Cup". This is the only sporting event I've seen where people who aren't watching it feel the need to constantly remind you that they're not watching and that anyone who is is an idiot or…

"Fifa is one of the most popular games in the world and in the US. So #7 is something that doesn't seem to work."

If Gus Johnson is calling the 2018 world cup I am going to be so sad. I can't believe I am saying this, but I hate that ESPN lost the WC rights and am terrified of FOX ruining everything. Why couldn't NBC have taken over?

No horse in this race, my ass. Olbermann's clearly siding with Ann Coulter here.

Seriously, as much as i hate the Goopy crap, pretty much every single problem in this seemed to be like someone who can't take care of themselves or even boil water without a disaster. She should be embarrassed to post this, it's not cute, it's pathetic.

How did this add up to $300??? Did you buy everything at Whole Foods? Was the salty fish dusted with gold? Honestly, I cook 2 to 3 meals from scratch for my family (eggs, meat, fish, good cheese, and lots of veggies from the farmer's market) and it doesn't cost half that much for a week or take that much time. I…

I mean, to be fair, half of this seems to be that you just don't fucking know how to cook.

Okay internet, let's try to explain exactly why Mr Simmons is giving the "are you fucking kidding me??" face.

I believe that we will swim.

Looks like a real...

That has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read. Seriously.