Meanwhile, nobody gives a fuck that Tony Dungy and Jeff Fisher colluded to get the Titans into the playoffs in 2006. Because, hey, it was at the expense of Cleveland.

Deadspin should write an article on how a Deadspin writer wrote an ignorant headline.

See Also: Messi's stoppage time winner over Iran.

that's, like, kind of what the quote means.

But didn't you hear? Only bridesmaids spend tons of money.

But everyone expects bridesmaids to get a manicure and a pedicure! It's the greatest injustice ever to fall upon humankind!

I'm speaking more toward all fouls, but refs are (usually) very hesitant to award penalty kicks.

No doubt. It's impossible not to be at least a little Simbathetic.

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You've obviously never watched Dwyane Wade do everything he can to contort his body in order to draw contact for a shooting foul.

"THIS IS FOR THAT COLUMBUS PRICK AND ALL THE DISEASES HE BROUGHT TO OUR CONTINENT, YOU DAGO FUCK" - rabid hydrophobic lunatic, Suarez

Daley Blind was the Dutch player of the year this year, so he's nothing like you described.

He's too occupied with getting Paula Patton back to concentrate on football.

The thing with England is that their players are always overrated by the English press. Look over their squad. None of the guys are even the best player on their own team. Like for example, Man City was the best team in England last year and besides Joe Hart, there isn't one English player in their starting lineup.…

Wow, that is an epic call by the gentleman speaking Spanish. "Mamita querida que golazo!" and "OH MY...OH MY...OH MY GODDDDD!!!" Holy shit that is quality.

1. I agree that BLL has changed their formula and is not as gross as it used to be

You know you can just walk around wearing t-shirt that says "I'm better than you", right? I mean, I'm a homebrewer and I never drink macro, but I definitely don't go around telling people they drink garbage because why the fuck would I ever care?

It's not snobbery to drink something you actually like. It is snobbery to comment on an article comparing two beers so that you can argue that people who drink them are idiots.

OMG, Neither of these is as good as Trappist Westvleteren XII or Drie Fonteinen Schaerbeekse Kriek, so what's the appeal to you swine in drinking them???