How did that guy get out of that club alive?

I would have attacked the guy myself if I'd seen him hitting someone! How the hell did he get away?

I do not understand how this psychopath could punch her 7 times (including her falling and getting back up again) with NO ONE else in the club intervening.

Juggalos are getting a bad rap* here. There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.

*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Juggalos over Beyonce fans? Please! Tell any white girl under 35 that you dislike Queen Bey

Says someone who wouldn't venture into East St. Louis if his job depended on it.

In my neck of the woods, we called those "quarter waters." Because they cost 25 cents each. And are...water? I don't know.

Escalator temporarily stairs, we apologize for the convinience

I love to racism, bro.

My proposal: Put $18,000 in cash at one end of a wrestling ring, Gene Smith at the other, and Logan Steiber in the middle. Gene Smith has three minutes to grab as much as he can, Logan Steiber keeps the rest. All ticket sales go the the OSU student fund.

Who's going to be the first player to run up and act like they're going to dunk it, only to pull up a fade away?

Cue influx of humanities majors who don't understand that racial stereotyping is an ignorant thing to do regardless of power dynamics in 3.... wait, it already happened.

I would disagree. But that's just my opinion.

What leagues take off dec to march?!? That's the heart of the European football seasons.

Say wha? What leagues take December to March off? EPL, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga, et al. don't.

I thought I read somewhere that the plan to air condition the stadiums was scrapped early on because it was financially unfeasible. I, too, have suffered through a middle eastern summer, and I wouldn't wish that stifling, miserable heat on anyone. I don't see how people can walk around outside during the day, let…

Since some of the best players in the world play for Barcelona, which is a guardian of human rights, as evidenced by their jersey sponsorship:

Not discussed in the article was his horrendous facial hair. That chinstrap, high mustache thing is an affront to humanity.

Dafuq are you talking about? The guy is pissed because the losing team essentially gets kicked out of town in the middle of the night.

1. We use THE solely to piss off people. It seems to work quite well.