Ohio State response:

To the defensive fan bracket!

Soccer player cuts face, gets medical treatment.
Hockey player get subdural hematoma, says "Put me back in Santa"

Call him tough if you want, but this soccer player sure looks like a pussy.

You have basically proven that twitter feminists belong on here by bitching about it. just FYI.

That announcer better be careful or he's going to bring the mummy back. And then Brendan Fraser is going to show up. Ugh.

Pity we have only 1 FBI agent. That was a real oversight.

Aladdin is not racist at all, of course there will be changes when bringing another countries culture to America and the thing they said about cutting off your ear... well that's true, so why is that racist? They still have laws in the Middle East, where if you steal things they will cut your arm off. Inconvenient…

not that i knew much about geography or history when this movie came out, but the "Arabian Nights" song certainly was a tip off...

About that Midwest, where poor Wichita State is lumped in with the likes of Louisville, Duke, and Michigan, Salmons again takes issue:

the 3rd & 4th legs..

To be fair, that's one of the more difficult levels in Paperboy.

"Get a handwriting expert, find that guy's apartment, and RUIN him." Too Sherlock.

MLS Cup was up against 7 conference championship games, Texas v Baylor and OU v OSU. It was two of the smaller markets in the final and they had a ridiculous two week break, following the conference finals, that killed any momentum. It's a surprise that it was only down 20% on 2012.

You could also attribute the difference in stated preference and behavior to the fact that THEY ARE FUCKING CHILDREN, Tim. Children often don't have control of their behavior. I went to tons of baseball games as a kid because my parents love baseball; I was still a bigger fan of football, even though I only…

Why can't I watch both? I do.

For a guy who spent 50% this article bitching at eurosnobs you spend 100% of the article acting like one.

Well, see ya. Consider yourself un-guilted.

Yeah those MLSers with no ball control skills:

Yep, I am a huge asshole for going to MLS games and rooting for the Crew and haiving fun since they aren't the best team. Could you do a similar article about being a Browns fan?