But, being serious, the premise of this article, to me at least, is flawed. And yes, I realize the hook is firmly in my cheek, but still.

There's a ton I don't like about MLS. But I'm still a fan of my local team.

but how often do we see passages like these two Arsenal goals? Are there even times where inventive one-touch passing like that gets a guy in scoring position before he misses the chance? And how about anything like Messi here, one man completely shredding an entire defense? Not so much, eh?

from a better article:

Maybe he just thought that Del Bosque was Scolari inviting him to join Brazil.

Such a bland uniform. Nike chose a terrible time to disappoint the US fan base. Can we please make the centennial badge the sole badge for US soccer?

I don't know why they haven't stuck with the awesome hooped jersey.

Nope. Check Brazil's third:

Ugh. Why don't with just stick with the red and white striped tops. They are the best kits the usmnt has had in years.

Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.

Cereals, Ranked APPROPRIATELY

A list with a #1 I've never heard of... amazing that Grierson & Leitch found time to write this during Oscar season.

I thought the league was trying to crack down on collisions at home plate.

Pictured:

I get her wanting to publicly flog him, but why is Deadspin publishing his image and protecting her privacy?

"It all started when I stumbled upon his phone and found some very incriminating texts and pictures. For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he'd been up to. I have nothing to hide and assumed he didn't either.".........................

If all it takes to be "internet famous" is a nice rack...

When the NYPD hangs out in black or hispanic neighborhoods, it's racism, because they're obviously there to hassle the residents.