By most accounts, he is not

1:21... how do these people exist?

Indeed. Where is it that you live though?

Oops, you sound like an elitist even when you say "not to sound like an elitist"

So why is he declining a current invitation to Belgium?

I'm not arguing against "born into citizenship" players, its the players that just move to (fill in the western European nation) and then become eligible to play for that country based on residency

So glad the artist signed his work

Yea, it would have been terrible if they had had to play for Ghana or Congo or Senegal. Good thing they got to contribute to a superpower football country, their countries of origin couldn't have used them... Do you see what I mean by making it just an extension of club football?

You should be able to play for your country of birth or the country of birth of either parent. Keep it simple and leave it at that. This 5-year residence stuff is ridiculous and cheapens the international game and turns it into more club soccer

Minus points for abbreviating Cleveland as CLV

Since neither uniform is an NFC uniform you're going to have to try again

That endzone is the size of Canada

Were you not entertained by that goal?

First hit seems like a pretty standard penalty but not all that dirty in terms of targeting the head or knees. Second hit is more of a collision that couldn't be avoided, not sure what you expect Coples to do there. LOL at calling that a "finisher". So, you're wrong, Barry.

Aint you ever hear of Thanksgiving?

Who could have seen this coming?

So tolerant

Not a chance

Take bites of raw ghost pepper? No thanks, psycho.

Tying together Guacamole and Hot Hot Hot Peppers: I made some this weekend with two avocados and half of an orange habañero finely chopped, plus the other obligatory guac ingredients. PLENTY hot and included some uncomfortable bites, but I loved it