What if she doesn't even want to do SNL? Is SNL even funny anymore? She has a pretty good gig, why assume she wants to be on SNL?

Lawyers looking to blame a tragedy on the maintenance staff of a public school for not getting rid of EVERY ANT in the grass. And a payday. Good job, lawyers.

I feel like there are release forms that are signed prior to letting kids play school sports that would cover the school in this situation. Its a tragedy, but not anything criminal. But of course there will be a lawsuit, because lawyers must.

Seriously, why does there have to be someone to blame when some freak allergic reaction takes place? The situation is awful but involving lawyers at this point only makes it worse

Oh, I'm a Browns fan. I know this won't result in a win, but its not like anyone is clamoring for Campbell. Just wanted to point out the one tiny positive angle of this debacle which Deadspin is apparently not interested in.

It is kinda cool for him though, he grew up and went to school 5 minutes from downtown, so he's going to be starting for his childhood team. Cleveland Browns: Making dreams come true

So... you're EXACTLY who the OP was talking about, right on cue, you guys cant help yourselves

Ever watch the NBA? Diving is less prevalent in soccer than the people who dont watch soccer think

Might as well dock their pay too though, since thats really why these guys are playing anways

I agree it happens in every sport, but soccer is somehow ALWAYS singled out as being the sport that Americans cant watch because theres too much faking/complaining. Its not a fair accusation and usually comes from people who dont like the sport anyways, which was the point of what the OP said.

Deduction of points in the table is where you'll be stopped, that seems impossible. Also I dont know how it works for soccer but are these guys paid during their suspensions or is it just a ban from playing? If you arent affecting their paychecks, it won't sink in

Of course the best player doesnt have to, thats why hes the best

Well, for one there are the defensive players that fake injuries to slow down the no-huddle offenses that are becoming more prevalent. What I was refering t previously is the ref lobbying though, receivers begging for PI flags or quarterbacks who get touched near the helmet and plead for a 15-yard penalty (Tom Brady…

And then they go watch basketball. Or even American football for that matter, with all the ref lobbying going on it isnt that different

Ashley Young does this because it works and gives his team an advantage the vast majority of the time. I dont even think the incident that resulted in the penalty was all that egregious in terms of diving. Its bad because Palace also lost a player which seemed harsh, and the foul was so close to the edge of the area.…

Still seems like the market that would better support soccer is Charlotte, but maybe thats been looked into already

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Its a poorly worded argument for moving the World Cup to the winter months to make games playable in the desert. It would disrupt the league schedules of the biggest (read: European) leagues in the world. It totally glosses over the fact that the World Cup is ALWAYS in June/July, Blatter and his ExCo cronies knew…

And if anyone does that, lets discuss the New York AMERICAN FOOTBALL Giants clearly faking injuries to slow down the Cowboys running the no-huddle, and figure out what that means about the sport at-large and its participants and fans

Best case is probably making the quarterfinals and meeting Brazil, just for the hype that would stir up. But then Brazil would dismantle the US