This should have been the title pic of the article, nice work

Yup, this one is

+2 Dead Escobars

He's serious, there really aren't

You shoulda left it at "idk", because obviously you dont know

That Mario B. just uses breadsticks and marinara

Ya, it was by a Mayor that Gawker illiterati would LOVE, Dennis Kucinich

racist

He was pretty big if you look back at pictures of him on the Twins, question not valid

Yuuuuuup, spot on. This story has been told, time to let it die. Will Deadspin let it?

He isnt complaining, only offering perspective to people who believe that all athletes are rich and without a care financially

Woman: I hear soccer players make awfully good salaries nowadays?

What you just did qualifies as whining

January to possibly November is more than half the year

Crew, its Columbus Crew. Also, Wil Trapp. And he's a better than average prospect.

Well those aren't equivalent at all, so you'd be right

Jordan Bastian probably the best, he is the "young mans" beat reporter

Yes, it was TMZ. Lots of people do the drugs and partying, its called college.

Sounds like how I felt after reading Less Than Zero.

God I wish Hard Knocks had been on the Eagles this year