+1 pygmy giraffe

Quiet down, you're ruining Laura's non-point.

Except she does want to wear lululemon. Laura is desperate to wear lululemon, and it shows.

When's the last time you saw a photo where your eye wasn't immediately drawn to the ginger?

Watch the movie Snatch please

She hit him, he didn't hit her, she got sad and called for the police, embellished her story, dragged his name through unnecessary mud, she realized its all on videotape and what she said wasnt the truth, she recanted. Nothing to press charges against besides a bruised ego. Hey deadspin, Carlos Hyde's rep has been…

You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed?

Read the dudes shirt

Ha! I thought of that too right after I commented

"She tryna get me that poo tang/I might let my crew bang" - Big Sean lyric

This movie was clearly filmed on a Native American burial ground

Terrrrrrible premise. So crazy that a sequel to a successful animated (read: for kids) film is doing way better than three REALLY bad movies, regardless of the gender of the actors/audience

Its cheap and American

Luckily that was the Samba so he is safe

oh, just perfect, you changed my mind

Couldn't have happened to a better bunch of fairweather fans who arent from Chicago

I think you mean "Uggs"

Ok, I'll phrase it differently, I dont think the jury will find her very credible

Thats quite a leap you made. I havent really defended anyone, only tried to call the author for saying that calling something "retarded" is perfect in any way. And I hope you dont ever have a special needs kid.

I probably am but I've heard enough of his stories (recorded or otherwise) to know I REALLY liked listening to him