Paul Harvey was the best

If Hernandez wears Hugo Boss to any of his hearings, then we got a story

Thats a mistake by me. I should have used Earwitness. My emphasis was on the fact that she was nowhere near the situation and has very little idea of what truly happened that night, barring a play by play narration through the phone. If you find her credible, go for it.

Thanks, if thats a compliment

Wait, who is speculating on an absurdity now?

However, it is a known fact that juries love when a grown woman (thats what she is, sorry, not a girl) refers to something as "retarded". They always side with that person and relate to her, not the mean defense attorney doing his job.

A girl who can barely read the letter she supposedly wrote to Trayvon's mother because she "doesnt read cursive". Credibility? The point is to question her credibility and what she knows. Her credibility is a joke and her answers show she doesnt know much of anything. Star witness?

Yea, the prosecuting attorney could have objected at that point but he was too busy hiding under the table crying about his star witness' credibility

Alt Headline: Ridiculous "Witness" Gives Disrespectful and Offensive Answer To Reasonable Remark By Lawyer

How did it work out? He was injured and very questionable to play for most of the year

Don't leave out vehicular homicide. I'm just mad about that.

Cooking crack on the mean streets of Bristol, CT?

Or a real TE thats already on the roster who has had success in the past like Jake Ballard

Supposedly Tuesday afternoon is the cheapest time for airfares. I'm wondering how he chose what to wear or was he sleeping when they showed up and they didn't let him get dressed? Certainly this look doesnt help him in the public eye compared to khakis and a polo

HA, you think they just started doing this??? They'll be fine

Because its not Jay Cutler?

Is the acronym for Hockey Night In Canada funny or inappropriate or inconsequential?

Looks a lot like Brown Water Trash Karl from Workaholics in this pic

I dont think thats a "d" before the "ell", but I also cant tell whose jersey that is

Wish this pic had a timestamp on it, I'm guessing its from last Friday's game that went until THREE IN THE MORNING. When you come home from the bar at 2 and the Indians are still in the 7th inning, you feel extra drunk