Who's she?

I think you're overstating it just a tad in the headline, Greg.

Oh stop. That's a completely false binary. There's plenty of room for him to engage his critical thinking ability without becoming Skip Bayless.

These last several years, their opponent has always been Michigan.

This seems like the greatest gig loophole ever! "Hey, so I think this speech is awesome... I should know I... Never mind. It's awesome though!"

nice shoes, dicknose. try dressing like an adult when you're on tv.

King: [goes down]
King: [pops back up] "Ya know what? I'm thinking Chinese take-out for toni-"

You had a 50/50 chance of getting this right without even trying and totally screwed the pooch.

I'm a writer now. I pick up the sharpest pen I can find, plunge it into my belly, and twist.

presumably teaching his players proper roulette techniques and letting them know that yes, they almost certainly will never feature for the first team but hey, the better you play down here the quicker you can get that move to some other La Liga club.

They had either the humor or perversity to call the little girl Pepsi.

"The three stars represent the Galaxy, the Sounders, and NYCFC: the three teams for whom we go out of our way to break our own rules."

Of course they want to get it right. If they don't, Adrian Peterson will beat the ever loving shit out of them.

This is such a lazy troll, though I give you credit for mashing out more words with your keyboard than the typical Yuengling whiner.

Yinz better be civil in here.

Sounds like a question for Jolie Kerr!

It would be 61 years before the Giants would again try to sign a quarterback who had already been drafted.

"As for the quotation from Marx," Parrella scoffed, "the government will be right here waiting for Mr. Bonds."