Or Shiner. What people see in the swill that is Shiner Bock, I'll never understand.

Which was an unbelievable to say, but what were the Vikings doing shoving their GM out to address an issue like this at a time like this?

Co-sign.

Falsehood! Falsehood!

Oh no! I got pwned!

FUCKING PORTRAIT MODE FUCK

There's a reason he's the best, and a reason guys like Mortenson are an open joke in the sports reporting world. Schefter gets his sources from, well, the source, and Mort gets his information from other reporters.

JOSINA ANDERSON MADE UP A STORY I AM SHOCKED SHOCKED I TELL YOU.

I think the "weird people" would be the ones taking some serious political commentary from the removal of an unimportant sign.

Josina Anderson might be the worst sports reporter in the history of ever. That's not hyperbole. It's pretty well known in Denver that she would make up stories to fit her narrative, particularly during the McDaniels/Cutler/Marshall era in town.

GOLD.

That autopsy also claims that he has two bullets on the inside of his bicep and the inside of his forearm, suggesting that he had his hands up. So while he may not have been running away, it certainly says he was surrendering. Which goes along with the version of events seen by eyewitnesses.

Thanks for that assurance. I assure you I have a car that will fly me to the moon, and you know that assurance is true because I said it on the internet.

I'll just mark you down as "no, wasn't there." Thanks.

He wasn't, huh? Which is why every eyewitness says he was running away?

I find nothing "cute and trendy" about someone whose job it is to protect citizens killing citizens. Nothing at all.

Haha, I wasn't trying to be a dick. I just didn't know if you were serious or not. Plenty of people wouldn't know.

Oh look, a barely literate 'human' tossing out insults rather than comments having anything to do with the story he's commenting on.

Psst.

Real America, to defend it from the blacks.