This.

Thanks for the write-up Patrick. I went to the Roma/United match on Saturday here in Denver. Decent game, but I had a few questions about the future of such matchups.

Too bad they can't play the Rockies every day.

And the overwhelming embarrassment that is the Colorado Rockies 2014 season continues on. Remarkable.

Absolutely no clickbait!!!111!!!!!11!!!!ONE!!!1!

You are right though: doing drugs is in no way as bad as beating the fucking shit out of your fiancee and getting caught on tape knocking her out cold, then dragging her lifeless body from an elevator! Nailed it!

Right. Which is why Von Miller lost 6 games for — you guessed it — smoking a plant. A plant which, in the city he plays is 100% legal for persons over 21 years old.

Awww, do you have trouble not clicking on articles you don't want to read? That must be very difficult for you.

What. The. Fuck. Happened?

It's actually very nothing. Especially considering you can get 4 games for smoking a plant.

Crooked Stave. They just moved to The Source on Brighton Blvd.

Bidet.

Me too (on the tacos). Shit's addictive.

Did you know that you can drink more than one type of alcohol? It's true. I did it this weekend.

Yeah... no.

Yep. Falls under the "flagship beer of your local microbrewery" quite nicely, I think.

Because they're delicious?

Good example of the micro flagship that's since been surpassed, and might be the best example overall: Fat Tire. New Belgium makes a lot of good stuff, most of which you can only have in their Ft. Collins tap room (lots of Lips of Faith series beers, the not-as-hard-as-it-used-to-be-to-find La Folie, good collab…

Interviewed for a digital content director position with a major regional cable outlet in New England. During the course of this process, they "found" an article I'd written lamenting Turner's purchase of B/R and what that meant for the future of quality sports content. Confronted with this, my dedication to quality…

"helped take that team" in the worst division in football, when he lost 7-3 on the last day of the season TO Orton with the playoffs on the line and then backed into the tournament.