I saw "Encino Man" in the theater. Even as a teen I distinctly remember it being the first movie that I consciously realized was a bad movie that wasn't enjoyable in any way.

Same. "Corrective lenses, Mr. Papageorgio?"

Cyanide capsules. It makes BvS look like an Oscar-worthy cinematic triumph.

Hot Takes: 1. Hannity is Ignatius J. Reilly IRL. 2. "…the dangers of spring break, and what we found was beyond shocking…" [Broll of white woman with black man] - subtle for Fox News. 3. A blur effect? Really?? 4. Cop on an ATV #quadlivesmatter. 5. POV shot ends on a dudebro peacefully sitting in a lawn chair who…

This actually makes me feel a little bit better about the outcome of the duel between The Mountain and Prince Oberyn.

Tommy Brann is a figure with the local tea party groups; a couple of years ago he spoke at a "free enterprise" rally. This was literally within days of fighting the city of Grand Rapids' attempts to change zoning ordinances to allow for the presence of food trucks in the city.

*Nixon reaches into his trenchcoat and produces a gummy-bear sundae*

Found another quote I meant to include:

I don't actually think it's the death of Rust's daughter that makes him opposed to having children.

I will suplex the Grammys, put them in Camel Clutch and make them humble.

I gave up after the HORRIBLE acting by the young leads in the first episode.

…Equine Lupus, Cancearbuds, and Scissor-Dick…

DaftPunCop.

This is one of the most insightful and well-written analyses I've read in recent memory.  Thanks.  [Seriously - no snark.]