He’s trying to change history. What a revisionist asshole. Pitchforks, gamers! Rise UP! THIS IS A TRAVESTY!!!

Just go buy a new Camry already and be happy with another trouble-free 15 years.

Meanwhile, Biggs looks like Charlie Sheen from Platoon. That instantly makes me dislike him.

It’s because it was great. Despite all the Star Wars fans who clearly just had an emotional reaction to being slightly challenged and are desperately trying to invent an objective reason for it.

Indeed. The people who hate TLJ seem to think they represent majority opinion for some reason. Presumably because they all hang out together?

Contrarian as opposed to who? The Last Jedi had a 91% RT rating.

Except it wasn’t a mess from start to finish. It has issues, but it’s a good film overall.

This is way too close to Florida to risk playing dubstep at a high volume.

I mean I guess that’d be better? Other things to also not use - the alarm in Silent Hill, just a baby crying full blast, dubstep because it’d just be annoying.

/spaceJim looks at spacecamera resignedly 

The thing that might surprise you is that in addition to eggs, middle sized fish still exist, and are normally worth fishing up.

This nailed it for me

Another great bit like that was when we first see the Falcon, and it looks incredible and futuristic and awesome—to us. And then Luke says in disgust “What a piece of junk.”

Moments like that are also why the Wookiepedia has like half a million entries.

Also this: “David Prowse, the former bodybuilder who plays Vader’s physical form, does what he can to telegraph Vader’s conflicted feelings, but he can’t stop the story from ringing false.” doesn’t jibe with my memories. It’s a weird Kuleshov Effect, but somehow I see struggle in that motionless mask. I think that…

Hmmm.  I hadn’t really thought about how committed Jabba was to the “throwing people in various pits” thing before.

As a sucker for all things Pacific Northwest, I’ll always have a lot of appreciation for all things Endor because of it being filmed at Smith’s River California. The combination of Redwood trees and Northwest humidity really makes me appreciate the scenes set in Endor.

“Hurr hurr hurr, get off that thing and come check out a real bike over here, competitively priced against full size pickups.”

Valid but stigma.