That is the best-looking car I have seen in quite some time. Not even joking. I want one.

You can’t protect the truly stupid from themselves.

Nice fake news headline. How about this: Man and wife ingest fish tank cleaner because it has an ingredient that sounds like the medicine being used to treat corona virus, fake news blames POTUS. 

HOW. DARE. YOU.

But would it stick to sports?

“Gentlemen, we’ve developed an AI... i think you’ll like what you see. It decides and implements Nice & Human Gestures on behalf of Disney.”

Ow mah legs!

Make it reliable and drop the manual in it, and I’m in, Ford.

Goofy’s sports and instructional shorts were great (Hockey Homicide is brilliant) as was the series where he played ‘50s suburban everyman George Geef.

The Disney Channel used to show them all the time before they morphed into the Tween Sitcom channel.

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

Can I say it?

Awww, it’s a good story, Yummsh! It transcends class boundaries. Everyone wants to look cool in front of their kid. Eight year old children can’t realize the extent of privilege, so there’s an entirely innocent joy at play here that makes this feel pretty nice.

Haha. Partially that, and partially from driving with the windows open.

Emperor: Rise my friend.
Darth Vader: The Death Star will be completed on schedule.
Emperor: Naw, fuck it. We missed the holiday window. Blow this shit up, and shutter the studio while you’re at it.
Darth Vader: Yes, my master.

I say this in basically every EA/SW game news post, but I don’t understand how EA can have the exclusive license AND own the studio behind what to many is the best SW game - KOTOR - and not make a sequel or reboot or whatever.

“We’re probably only going to make some of the money with this project. We’d much rather make ALL of the money. So instead, we’ll take none of the money; project cancelled.” - An EA exec, probably

Finally, the full Palpatine saga all in one neat package.

It’s doing well right now.  Unemployment is low.