My girlfriend has an Explorer and even though it is ~13 inches longer, thanks to the 3rd row, the rear seat legroom is cramped for my 5' tall 11 year old. 

1000x this.

You only have yourself to blame for goofing off with the volume on. Come on, it's procrastinating at work 101. 

If TrueCar is accurate, base Edge STs are selling around $38k in my area. Fully loaded STs: around $44k.

Something you missed in your comparison between the 2 row Edge and 3 row competitors is this:

Where are you getting your numbers?

$50k for an Edge? What in the actual fuck....

Fire this asshole.

a loving and committed husband and father

i’d accuse these posts as coming from a burner account by gase but let’s be real, gase’s burner account would be something stupid and straightforward like “NYJ HC” or “1madamga53”

Did you watch the game though? Darnold was running for his life the entire night and, yes, absolutely flinging the ball wherever the entire time. But again, when your QB is eating shit all night, it might be time to bring in an extra TE, RB, or FB to help in pass pro, or put your WRs on a goddamn slant, drag, or short…

I think that’s a lesson coming out of a lot of these stories recently: You can be really, really smart in one area and still be a fucking moron in the general sense. Examples: Tom Brady, Ben Carson, the Astros organization apparently. 

Dowell Loggains sounds like the name of one of those miserable 70s singer-songwriters. The kind who were mildly successful for a couple years with albums moping about being a lonesome pothead troubadour hack, before falling out of popularity and a series of disgraceful comeback attempts riding every trend in the biz. D…

I just came here to say that this meme generator never gets old.

They were saying “Boo-Darnold.”

I said this in the other article about the Jets clusterfuck, but this whole thing is basically Belichick daring Adam Gase to change literally anything about his game plan, and Adam Gase just refusing to, because he had something he wanted to accomplish in this game and he was going to do it regardless of if it was…

If there is a video, I’m sure it will autoplay for you.

For as much shit as Orlovsky (rightfully) gets for when he was the one seeing ghosts, I’ve liked his analysis the few times I’ve been able to watch that show on ESPN, someone just need to tell him the microphone does the yelling for you.

I’m not a Jets fan and not a fan of midseason firings, especially after a mere 6 games, but what the heck were they even thinking hiring the guy? He was mediocre at best in Miami and they’re going to entrust the future of the franchise to him?

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.