This is a horrible poem.

Favorite part of the Correa play is the balletic move to catch the high throw from Altuve and drag his right toe across the bag before unleashing the dart to Gurriel. Just an awesome play very few, if any, other SS makes. 

Dude, I’m soaking up every moment. I know full well I could never have a Houston sports team as good as this one. Rockets 94-95 used to be the team but not anymore.  This era of Astros is a sight to behold.

Officials ruled that Dolphins WR Albert Wilson did feign a pass before he went down

Yeah - they are a fun team to watch and do so many things well.

I’m coaching my daughters fall ball softball team - a mix of 7-11 year olds, mostly younger who haven’t played at all or much

Game yesterday morning ended when our more experienced 3rd base caught up popup and then beat the drifting runner on 3rd back to…

This is probably a Magic Johnson level obvious take, but all I could think watching this series was damn the Astros are good at playing baseball. The Yanks can mash a bunch of dongs, the Twins were the same way, the Nats and Cardinals are similar but mostly riding momentum, the Dodgers are pure firepower that can’t…

“Yeah, whatever, we beat the Astros last year and we would have beaten them again this year...if we had made the playoffs”

Houston is the 5th largest metro area in the US. Washington is the 6th. I’m sure they’d have preferred to have the Yankees and Dodgers, but this is far from a disaster (especially since those bigger markets are split between multiple teams). And of course they can be extremely happy they avoided Tampa (18th) or…

Oh fuck this noise. He got to see the 1927 Yankees in person and probably twenty something titles. Probably bitched about Torre not doing well enough as a manager because he was an Ital. 

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

For what it’s worth, I agree with you. In a battle between the Astros and Nats’ third starters, the Astros’ ace has a decided edge over the Brewers’ #4 pitcher.

I am not an avid baseball fan, mostly casual, but try to at least follow the games as they happen for the Astros because I'm in Houston. I was having dinner with my wife tonight to make up for being gone for two weeks overseas and suddenly heard a MASSIVE commotion when this happened. This wasn't a sports bar, but a…

We want to extend a nation-wide heartfelt gratitude to Houston and D.C. for saving us from a Fall Classic befouled by the Yankees and Cardinals. The Yankee team is stocked with actually decent men, save for the petulant and perfidious Sanchez. For one example, Judge is not only a great player but seems like an…

Also, fuck Ohio State.

I live in Columbus and there is legitimate dread at the idea of having to face Joey Football at all.  Most of the fans say they welcome it but you see the fear in their eyes, man.  No fucking way that kid doesn’t play with his hair on fire against the team that said he was only a backup.

Sheaux Tigers!

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Defensive Holding!

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees.