The Ewoks killing Stormtroopers doesn’t make sense. Jabba probably couldn’t live on a desert planet. Gamblers wouldn’t win mining colonies in a game of Chance. Nothing explodes in space. TIE fighters wouldn’t make a sound. Lightsabers aren’t physically possible. People don’t disappear when they die. Mess from start to…

“What kind of cancer?”

The fact that the core objective of TLJ is a near-stationary chase scene with branching satellite stories is drastically overcome with some incredibly good additions to the Force lore/mythology.

What about a dubstep siren that doesn’t stop until everyone’s inside?

Quick. Sue him into oblivion.

What were they supposed to play? “Closing Time”?

Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons is perfect if you have 4-5 hours to play and 30 hours to cry.

That Toyota in the header would probably last you another 10 years of worry and note free bliss.

This event made it so fucking hard to find iron. We’ve been playing for two weeks with shitty tools because we didn’t have enough iron to finish Nook’s Cranny.

The moment after the Rancor’s death, when the monster’s keeper cries over its carcass, is one of the tiny character moments that make a movie like this special. That bit didn’t need to be in there, and yet it somehow makes the whole affair seem more tangible and real. That monster had a story and its master had some…

Civ III was my first and there’s a lot from it that I wish the series would resurrect. I really miss building out my palace.

This must be the world’s first, and best-looking, CUV, right?

No, which is good, because there aren’t many to stick to currently.

I’m going to put this here since I don’t really know where else to put it.
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Based on the header image, I’m just gonna say take all the time you need.

There it is—$1,995. Holy cow, that seems cheap, doesn’t it?

Wow, they’re still making the SSR?

They’re fleet vehicles for industrial trades.

A KotOR remaster alone would make them bank.

“Ok, here’s what we do. We hire a couple of studios on different continents to build an ambitious Star Wars game, but we put them up against the clock of finishing the game before the next generation of consoles is released. Then, when they don’t finish on time, we CANCEL THE PROJECT, because no one would ever buy a…