In a cynical, realistic world, I very much enjoy things that remind me of my lingering, child-like innocence and sense of wonder, so things like Kingdom Hearts and Star Wars have always scratched that itch for me. People can make all that comments about KH’s plot, tone, attitude, or whatever, but it’s just so much…

Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Plagiarism the Wise?

We’re talking C+ here. Pity reviews will get you over C+.

It sounds like you have to start a new game to get the most out of it. Just sayin’.

If you’re in it just for the story, I think it’s worth it. It does close down the Xehanort saga fairly well. I’m also assuming the DLC will fill in some of the holes left out of the vanilla game.

There’s a lot of murder in that family.

Personally, I feel like TLJ had Ren kill Snoke to put him firmly in the driver’s seat of his own destiny. Throughout VII and VIII, he’s constantly fighting against the light, so killing Snoke would remove the last obstacle before his redemption.

The main arc of TLJ is an emotional one. It’s about Rey figuring out who she is. The ship chase is just a tether to tie all the characters together. To say that nothing happened is baffling. Rey admits that her parents were nobodies, but learns that she can still have a place in the galaxy. In this process, she…

I’m sorry, I meant Vader. My mistake.

I don’t think most people have the dialogue from RotJ memorized, but the Emperor literally threatens Luke with turning his twin sister to the dark side. That was a thing that happened and I think a lot of people would remember that.

Chain of events in TRoS:

Highly disagree. The problem with what we got was that it was a disjointed mess. We’re introduced to Leia training Rey about 1.5 hours before learning that she did actually train with Luke.

It was a wonderful addition to this movie but would’ve made a ton more sense in TFA.

No amount of JJ Abrams shoehorned callbacks will every give me the same jolt of nostalgia as the KotOR sound effects in this video.

It’s literally a movie designed to be best experienced in a theater. I think that’s the only reason it held its record for as long as it did.

One of my most favorite bands, but I’ll never be able to un-hear “She should have... venison.”.

Honestly, that’s when it starts to pick up. You’ll be able to access more pieces of each level and you’ll have more strategies to incorporate into combat. Once you get Pull, the game will be full throttle.

I’ve been playing the game on PS4 Pro since Christmas and I’ve yet to experience in major issues. I’ll have some occasional instances of textures popping in, but that’s mostly it.

Puscifer’s “The Humbling River” is carrying a lot of weight here.

The Knights of Ren literally just looked like a group of kids looking for their car after a steampunk convention for the entirety of this movie.