“That’s not a ghost, Sam. That’s a tumor. Thankfully, we spotted it in time.”

I had a boss at my last job that would complain about how much more time he was putting in compared to his peers (other directors). He was also a guy that didn’t like using the save button in Excel and would routinely brick his computer, losing days’ worth of work at a time.

Totally agree.

Orlovsky is one of those QBs that you can tell is really good from Tuesday to Saturday.

When he coached the Dolphins, Gase could explain his lack of success on consistently having to work around an injury to his starting quarterback, even as his elusive quest to supposedly establish a better culture alienated several veteran players.

You left out Elon Musk, arguably the best example of your point.

“Unlike Roberto Osuna, who I fucking love and am glad we traded for, I do not abuse my children’s mother, as I am a committed husband and father.”

Trump still barely won the election, relying on an antiquated system that discards the fact that far fewer people voted for him.

Bill Belichick probably haunts Aaron Hernandez’s ghost.

Well, when you analyze the context of his statement, as well as the context of his intended audience, it’s very possible that this guy could be an oblivious dickhead. I wonder if he thinks Gerrit Cole is overvalued?

(Full Disclosure: I know no one gives a shit about my fantasy team.)

Is this honestly something that should be banned? If you can’t field a competent team (or if you’re just having a terribly off day), isn’t in the players’ best interest to not have to play the full 60 minutes?

I look forward to buying this on sale and starting it up and rage quitting 15 minutes later every couple of months.

“They work better upright.”

IlliNOISE

Burrow was asked about the play after the game and mentioned that he’d heard there was a full moon out that night and that his grandparents happened to be in attendance for this one.

I don’t understand this take. Like, yea, NY and LA are big markets, but if the rest of the country doesn’t give a shit about it, then is it really that great of match up, ratings-wise?

Their bid for a second straight top-ten upset unraveled in frustrating fashion, as officials seemed to miss clear penalties on two of the biggest plays of the game.

Someone obviously terrible at fantasy football that works for the NFL has Albert Wilson on their fantasy team.