They pulled in ESPN’s officiating expert last night to get his opinion on the Kerryon Johnson fumble/incompletion and he was firm in his opinion that it was a catch and fumble when video evidence clearly showed otherwise. After the refs ruled it an incompletion, he was very firm in his opinion that it had been an…

The best part about this picture is that all the QBs are in their college unis even though some of them have been out of college ball for years. “What other league? No, we have no idea what Matt McGloin has been up to the last seven years.”

It’s the perfect storm of 1.) the greatest coach, paired with 2.) a great QB, 3.) who’s willing to take a paycut since his wife makes more, playing in 4.) a fucking terrible division.

Regarding onside kicks, if we’re ignoring player safety, I say each team lines up on the 20/25 and the kicker sky-kicks it to land around the 50.

For decades now, fans have had to blindly trust a fucking color guy’s judgment in these situations, which almost always amounts to, “I’d punt it away here, Joe,” with no evidence backing him up.

“It’s perfectly fine to log off. I wrote a blog about it.”

Does fatigue become a factor here? Like, yea, it could be the yips or him psyching himself out, but maybe he just can’t take a full season of work. I imagine baseball’s a game of milometers and if you’re off by one...

Really disappointed Molly’s request to cut to commercial. I was really looking forward to SAS’s suspension for not stocking to sprits.

If there’s anything important that we take away here, it’s that more schools should use a zebra as a mascot.

Brady got the AFC East and Peyton got the AFC North. None of their competition has made it close to a Super Bowl.

I definitely think it’s more of “it’s a game” kinda thing. Like, outside of the actual 60 minutes of game clock, don’t be a dick.

Y’all give the Bengals a hive-five on your way to each other’s spots in the pecking order.

I think after Hue was let go and the team immediately improved, a lot of people crowned them as contenders and you’re seeing a lot of people backpedaling from that opinion.

Looking forward to Darnold suffering an appendicitis on Wednesday.

This is probably my “Old man yells at cloud” take, but these options decrease the amount of attention most drivers will focus toward that actual task of driving and increase the cost of new vehicles. I don’t think slightly more convenient cruise control is worth the trade-off.

Ah, new to Joe Buck, huh?

Jameis Winston vs. the blitz, 2019:

If you squint your ears enough, the Skyrim theme sounds an awful lot like “BURGER KING. BURGER KING!”.

I know the pieces fit.

I think it’s herpes.