Rex Ryan loves a good FJ.

This is like the Nokia Brick of SUVs. I bet that thing would last forever.

At what point is it pathetic that I attend concerts of artists from my formative years?

The worst Super Bowl of my lifetime came two weeks later, and you think the refs are the ones to blame for it happening.

Step 1 is admitting you have a problem, so I guess Step 0 is determining if you have a problem.

Snapping the ball for Auburn was true freshman quarterback Bo Nix, who had only completed just 9-of-25 passes up to this point in the game.

I just love that the league seems to be scheduling big roster updates after each of my fantasy drafts.

No, Eli’s still signed. I could understand how you might think otherwise.

I pleaded with her not to tell them I am a Cowboys fan and threw up in my mouth when she told me they named their dog Zeke.

Louisianian here to approve of that totally lit funeral. The only thing I can imagine making it better would be a brass jazz band in the background.

My grandmother has the audacity to give scolding reviews of restaurants even though she only ever gets chicken tenders. Like, sorry Gran, I know you were very disappointed by your chicken fingers from that sushi place, but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad restaurant.

The Browns got better when they poured all the Hue Jackson out of their organization.

It’s such a damn shame that management has run off Megan like this. An organization this dysfunctional should’ve traded her to the Lakers.

Um, yes, soccer.

If he can walk away from the game (and from untold millions earnings in future earnings in a league in which good QBs play for quite a while) right before the season begins, anyone can. That means, going forward, teams are gonna be too scared shitless to draft ANYONE.

Agreed. The Colts should’ve traded Luck to the Lakers.

Between this and Maul popping up in Solo, we’re getting a live-shot remake of their duel in Rebels, right?

People get so bent out of shape about spoilers now that the market has shifted almost exclusively to “teasers” for big cultural touchstone movies like Star Wars.

You can’t get a nearly complete version of KotOR II on Steam for like $5. It’s widescreen and includes the two fan projects to restore cut content. On top of that, there’s a handful of HD graphics mods that make the game look pretty decent for a 15-year old game. It still plays like a 15-year old game though, but it’s…