You know, I’ve been reading Giz daily since before the first iPhone was even announced. This is the first time you’ve truly annoyed the shit out of me. Every single Apple article today is just peppered with snark.

You may go back to the time when a certain lost prototype has been found in a bar, lots of legal issues while the owner tried and take the prototype back. And no more invitations to Apple events. A long, old hate story since that very moment. Hope both the parts fix this relationship after all this time: it’s quite…

Also... the naming convention too:

Apple, the perpetual copycat

My reaction when people say Nick isnt their favorite companion.

Mandatory gear for Le Mans this year.

You guys didn't pay attention at all to the video did you?

How long before these get known as Angry Backwards Pigs? I mean, look at the back of these things and tell me it’s not furious and snouty.

I hear they were handing out shirts afterward.

Yeah but if you're a good web developer, the correct answer is "all of them".

Not when its for a web development position. Pretty hard to be cutting edge if you’re not using a modern browser. (No puns intended)

The only reason I/E stayed on the list of “popular” browsers for so long is because old people don’t know any other way and system administrators wouldn’t install anything but I/E.

Savage.

“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

Jon is such a fun content creator. Seriously, he outdid himself with this last addition. I am usually just grateful for his you only live once runs(Which can get a bit nail biting at times) or his kill everything runs.

Jon is the best Youtuber! My favorite ending is the depressing alcoholism ending..

The sport of bicycling needs to be reset back to 19th century style.

Elaborating further, Android only gained emoji support in 2013.

Uh, dude, Apple was the first to proliferate Emoji outside Japan. Their Emoji were based off of the original Softbank/DoCoMo designs.

If you’re any age and don’t use emoji in your (casual) communication, then I don’t trust you.