Schools? EVERYWHERE has a dress code that at least tells you which bits of your body to cover in public and yet we still have fully-grown Americans who already have followed those laws their whole lives without complaint protesting that the government can’t tell them to wear a piece of cloth on their face during a…

Let’s just say I’ve never been this excited to vote for a VICE president before.

Look, all I know from being raised Catholic is that every time the priest said, “This is the body of Christ”... he held up a little white cracker.

a belief that is conditional, by the way (“with the possible exception of Lincoln”) - is completely insane

It’s fashion, not function. It’s not supposed to make sense. A serious gamer wouldn’t want to be distracted from what’s going on on the screen by nearby flashing lights.

I want to believe that but the history of “powerful white men getting away with shit” is pretty storied.

Disagree. Republicans under Obama were merely petty, obstructionist, assholes. Under Trump they are a fucking death cult. He alone made what is usually a fairly non-partisan thing: Disaster response, into a completely partisan shit-show. We’d have had some resistance to masking, sure. We see that in other countries…

Yeah, unique. Same shit as when they were talking about how there shouldn’t be a one-size-fits-all plan to fighting the virus across the whole nation. Like really? Because I’m sure the virus has a one-size-fits-all plan for infecting us.

Square jaw... or trapezoid head?

One of the best parts of this episode is where he brings up the old adage, “History is written by the victors” and explains how the American South successfully disproved that.

If 2020 in America has proved anything it’s that no sentence beginning “No one is dumb enough to...” can ever be true.

I will never not be amused by politicians accusing one another of... politics.

Yeah, well what can you say to someone who who claims to love a country founded by people who stood up and said, “Fuck this! We’re changing things!” but still thinks that sort of behavior is... un-American?

Yeah, good point.  This thing is pay-to-win to an extent probably nobody has done before.

Herman Cain was not a good person by many metrics... but no one deserves to die like this supporting this horrific president and his moronic administration.

Ah the benefits of having a voter base with zero critical thinking skills. They can tell these fucking morons ANYTHING and they will just believe it. This comparison doesn’t stand up to the simplest challenge and they won’t even do that.

I’ve said it before: Why would they stop developing this game when people keep paying them to... develop this game?

I want to laugh at this... but I’ve DONE it too many times.

Yeah, this one was a head-scratcher for me too:

Which is why they are saying it. I am willing to bet even without looking that this very same legislative body has been more than willing to “police the beliefs, statements, & activities of its members outside the Legislature” before and will do so again. Of course, only when it’s the majority denouncing a member of th…