Willie Nelson's "Pretty Paper" is perhaps the most depressing song ever, Christmas song or not.

She's loving him with that body, I just know it.

Don't forget he played the role of Lar Dass in Howard the Duck.

I would have guessed it was Humorous Toy Truck.

And Donald Sutherland and "The Clumsy Waiter."

Fiiiiiin on the ruh-un… Fiiiiiin on the run…

TL;DR (the whole list of accusers).

Princess Anastasia Crumpleton does not find this amusing.

That joke's not funny or my name isn't "Open Pantry."

aaaand you didn't explain that they actually are not awful people, but rather fictional cartoon characters?

No treble.

Ole Miss fans.

It's "Stay Puft" not "Stay Puff."

Bearded Kathy Bates!

It's such a great song (and I hope this isn't sacrilege) but Elvis Costello's cover is my favorite version. It's like Tina Turner and Proud Mary or Hendrix and All Along the Watchtower.

(1) Marie Provost

The Baby Jesus of Cool.

Amanda Huggenkiss.

FACT: Global mine production of palladium is relatively small, at only ~6.5 million ounces per year.

Here the schedule for the rest of the week: