I wanted to watch Young Frankenstein with my kids a few weeks ago. It turns out: its not on any streaming video service. What the hell? We resorted to watching Young Einstein instead. Not really the same thing.

♫ Puuuuuu-an on tha riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz! ♫

Technically, he didn't get away with it. He just pleaded down to broken odometer.

This is finally proof that someone in Hollywood has been reading my passionate fan mail.

While we are on the topic. Aren't we tired of mass-murders? I'd like to see more small-batch murders depicted on television. Including more artisanal eviscerations.

Dr. Jekyll and The Black Guy.

Would you say that he was immune to her…charms?

♫ I don't wanna wait. ♫

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I don't think any of that sounds as bad as a John Edwards bio pic. The holiday feel good movie about a rich personal injury lawyer who become a powerful politician and then deserts his wife who is dying of cancer.

2 Fat 2 Greek.

Yeah…. I think you are talking about the guy from Indiana…and no he wasn't elected, let alone does he "run" the party.

Except that its not true:

Riiiiiight. There are "just a few" whack job anti-vaxxers on the left, and the Republican party is "run by" people who think a woman's body shuts down after rape.

Dems are more likely to be anti-vaccine nutjobs and GMO luddites. Politicians across the board are terrible when it comes to science. Enough of this circle-jerk about how our guys are smart and their guys are dumb. Everyone is dumb. Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody is going to die. …

Four-Body Problem: Mo' Bodies Mo' Problems

My favorite part was That Seventies Guy outside screaming:

Good for you for stopping yourself. You are a better man than me.

::mournfully masturbates into a thimble::

Anyone else remember DC Follies? I'm pretty sure that was a real show. It was like a mash-up between Cheers and the Phil Collins Land of Confusion video.