Toy Story 4: Really?

I wish they would have stuck with the $6 million figure, covering some knee-replacements, hearing aids, a bunch of morphine and some expensive rehab, and then sent Marky Mark out to limp around fighting crime.

I just got prostate cancer working from home 12 hours a week.

The Force Awakens, Takes a Leak, Climbs Back In Bed

I guess there's nothing more than that.

Or be thankful that Billy Ray didn't sire us.

I'm pretty sure Stanley's giant penis is going to end up in the museum. That's just the way giant penis storytelling works. It'll be ironic like O. Henry (except with an enormous severed penis).

In today's episode of "We See What You Did There!": Dell's original beard was the bearded lady.

Couldn't even beat a motley group of gnomes.

Would she sell Tom Petty teeth?

I prefer the comedic stylings of Monsieur Jacques Strap.

It's just the way young kids are.

Follow the money.

Technically: no. (Because it was in Georgia.)

Its the age of the little sister that nudges everything into creepy-zone. If her little sister was 4, 5, 6, totally normal kids stuff. A one year old? Weird and creepy.

Or if they go into the stall and pretend they are pooping.

If by "played doctor" you mean "pried open an infant's vagina." Its a weird creepy story. Not child molestation, but not "playing doctor" either.

Or a single Amazon account and watch everything via Roku.

::monkey paw lowers one finger::

3001: The Final Fetus