I was saying Apple-booooooourns.

Singles, doubles, triples… there's all sorts of permutations. I've been told.

I think its "Step Mom." I've been told that there's whole genre on the topic.

Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right….

This conversation begins and ends with Tubthumping.

**Kinja whistles The Farmer in the Dell**

Isn't Proactiv just a word dumb people use to sound important?

OVERRULED!

The real main character was inside us all along.

I was really hoping to get more Ben Folds.

Bottom line: Anyone that is "too cool" for the Indigo Girls can #$@& off.

I don't even own an avocado.

And I need you more than want you.
And I want you for all time.

It turns out the CancerAIDS is coming from inside The AV Club.

Wait a minute…comments are migratory?

True, but the other 99% of the traffic are people w0rki9 from hom.e on G00gLe. <——L00k!

You'll be given steady jobs!

…just their contents.

Personally, I love the sound of synergy with the AV Clubs "corporate cousins."

**plays Candle In the Wind**