Counterpoint: **chokeslam**

"I don't see how a famous person could ever lose a small-market election—until they're actually in office and demonstrate their incompetence."

Question: Did I really need to see that?
Answer: It was a rhetorical question.

This is a weird tangent.

Just wait until the election workers are looking the other way when his opponent is stuffing the ballot box but then when his allies try to stuff the ballot box to even the score the election workers turn around and tell them to knock it off.

So in Tennessee you can be the mayor of a whole county? I also like that he has set a reasonable goal of making Knox County a standard bearer for all of Tennessee and "the entire south-east." Seems doable.

Just the phrase "puppy smuggling" is interesting.

Young Pope II: Baby Pope.

baggie pants?

♫She was a win-ner
Who became her doggie's dinner♫

This is the correct interpretation. His crush was "pure like snowflake." He even sings that he was too shy to speak to her in high school. So definitely not about his ex-girlfriend.

Your phone? What is it?

Have you ever looked for cigarette butts in the middle of the desert? I mean, I haven't either, but I can only imagine it's no way to earn a living.

I want a movie that explains how the Jawas can eek out a living traveling a vast desert and somehow finding discarded droids laying about.

But nobody ever finds out. It's the perfect crime.

Quick poll: does anyone actually turn off their phone or put in it "airplane mode"?

Everyone loves Kate Bush except, you know, these guys:

She does fly, but then her arms are too tired to hold a microphone.

The AV Club comment section became a Dadaist performance peice so gradually I hardly even noticed.

MCCLOUD!