And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Black Mizzou Twitter had a field day yesterday

“I am Mizzou’s Black Friend”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

I am going to name this mess “inflategate” and show myself out the room. Thank you.

I’m a lifelong Knicks fan so take my basketball knowledge and taste with whatever grain you choose but I personally feel that Steph Curry is the most entertaining player in the league to watch while James Harden is without a doubt the least. The Warriors will be better then people think this season for the very…

This seems like a factual article without any judgement in it.  

They said Guyger lived in a “high-crime” area, which made her hyper vigilant.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

Real talk - this was simple and elegant. Thank you. 

maybe he liked getting jerked off, but it took everyone way too long to do it, so they hurt their arms, but his need to be jerked off was so insatiable that he kept paying more and more people to do it, but no one could get him off, so they just pulled their muscles trying to please him.  

AB looks bad in this and ignorant as hell. She may have been ‘looking for a come up’ but he’s begging to be “locked up” treating women like that.

Looks like he had his cum to Jesus moment

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

I am absolutely stunned that someone who brings a casket to a tailgate might also have some questionable racial beliefs.

Managed would be a better fit for “handle”. Handle is coded and the connotation coincides with the NFL's approach to black players.

I appreciate the rules you share on how to take responsibility for people who can’t act responsibly. 

Sadly, this will be the last time anyone in a Redskins jersey can say they won.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

I still cannot buy him as an action hero of any kind.